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Wanted - punk musicians of irredeemably deviant sexual conduct, to submit to the despotic desires and tyrannic caprices, and all kinds of arbitrary behaviour, of two anarco-queer singers, hooded and wearing thongs. The musicians will be transvestised or made to play naked - especially in winter. They will masturbate, lick and suck the singer-queens in public, and obey all musical commands without a whisper of complaint. They will play covers of La Polla Records, The Smiths, and also Argentinian folklore and English Morris dancing tunes, until everyone involved is mortified and humiliated. Only equipped musicians aged between 20 and 30. Virtuosos need not apply.