sábado, 11 de abril de 2009
Wanted - ranch hand, preferably homosexual, not exclusively active. Cowboy who can take the reins of a 6000 hectare soya plantation in the province of Santa Fe, burn crops, cut roads and maintain torrid exchanges of fluids with violently excited truck drivers for the good of the Argentina Nation, working towards the solution of the countryside conflict. A valiant man, a patriotic gaucho, accustomed to dominating the farm lads. Duties will also include pleasuring the employer, a man advanced in years, and his young wife. Basic salary, ranch accomodation and meals included.